Mean? or the "perfect solution to obnoxiously loud public cellphone conversations"?

I don't think I'd have the chutzpah to do what Greg Benson does here.

From Gawker.com: The Perfect Solution to Obnoxiously Loud Public Cellphone Conversations

And the "outtakes":



Ouch!

Pachelbel's Canon in D

An insightful and passionate rant about one of the most famous pieces of classical music . . . by musical comedian Rob Paravonian.

Excuse the language. . . .